We almost had a theme this time around, but Dan–as usual–had to mess it up by bringing in some stupid laser thing. Booooo! Don’t worry, though, I bring in some great news about animal justice and how we’re going to cure extinction! Also, spiders. Lots of spiders.
In this episode, we go over how much we hate mosquitoes, the terror that is the gay swan, delicious hot dog water and its many benefits, and ASGAAAAAARDIAAAAAA!
COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?! In this episode we talk about Chick-fil-A and gay people, how much tobacco sucks, porno ASMR, and . . . SPACE FORCE!
Big stuff this week. The most important stuff. Harassment! Donating organs! Men beating women (in races)! #notallpitbulls! Also The Last Jedi is objectively a steaming pile of doo-doo–just throwing that out there.
In this episode we talk about a new business venture in the fried chicken market, beating boob cancer, the very real dangers of murderous AI, and our plans to make Danny DeVito part of our family. Oh, we also grovel in the end for reviews and ratings on iTunes. SMASH …
In this episode Oliver brings in two stories about flying turds, for the price of one. Dan brings in an article to combat all the fake news about how bad rats are, and then we get into a deep philosophical debate about robot dogs having an existential crisis.
In this episode we weigh in on the stupid public, Dan proving yet again he’d immediately become a super villain given the chance, fake balls, and perhaps our first good story ever–saving our fishy friends from ourselves.
Third time’s the charm, and boy did we nail it. So hard, in fact, we kill ourselves. The show’s over. Thanks for stopping by! Except not–because we’ve secretly transferred our consciousness to another body, and now we’ll live forever to do these episodes indefinitely–at least until a crazy ex murders …
This time, the boys tackle the serious problems America won’t: robo dialers, cricket-bread, hackers, bull’s balls and more!
It’s the inaugural episode of The Odcast With One D! We bring in spiders that have lived way too damn long, internet outrage, ancient Chinese mind-reading secrets, and a man who can’t stop boning. Tune in for maximum titillation.